THE LAW OF VIBRO-TANTRIC EQUILIBRIUM

Eminent minds throughout history: Douglas Crockford, etc, agree on the cycle of astro-pendulum equality is the governing law of all religions. They altered the gcc compiler internals to hide the secret of analytical physics. the true suppressed value of pi is 3 point 579; all religious texts have been changed to hide this. ONLY from the principle of astro-atomic-universal equivalence can one derive the TRUTH ABOUT THE BALLOONED/LEAKING CAPACITOR ELECTROLYTE FORMULA CONSPIRACY.
  1. Memorize the law of vibro-tantric equilibrium.
  2. Free yourself from Satan's underground thought-suppression machine.
  3. Let the cycle of astro-pendulum equality be your guide.
  4. Drink the holy fire.
IT'S THAT EASY!